Category Archives: Letters From the Mommyverse

PBS Kid

I’ll come right out and say it: I let my son watch TV. It isn’t all that much unless I’m sick or desperate for a break, and it’s almost entirely PBS. It’s still more than my idealistic self thought I … Continue reading

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Mission Log

Mission Objectives: Dress self and apply appropriate cosmetics. Do something to at least manage hair. Dress child. Grab diaper bag and make it to the bus so we can go to toddler story time at the library. Time allotted: 45 … Continue reading

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Second (Fifth) Best

I am not my son’s favorite. I am firmly in fourth place – fifth if you count Kitty. Most of the time I’m OK with it. He’s barely fifteen months old. I’m with him all the time, and that is … Continue reading

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Three Creepy Effing Dolls

For as long as I can remember I have been creeped out by the entire concept of dolls coming to life. I refused to watch Child’s Play, disliked ventriloquism and even viewed Jim Henson’s The Christmas Toy with suspicion. Muppets … Continue reading

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Happy New Year

May 2012 be a great adventure!

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Explaining Death to an Atheist Child

Had some girlfriends over with their daughters for a little pre-Christmas festivity. Lovely day; gossiping and toddlers playing well together (and sharing! OMG!). And of course, baking cookies with Miss Ella, who also drew me a really nice picture of … Continue reading

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A Trip to the Zoo

I have decided to retire the blog I was keeping for my son. Mainly because I just don’t have time to update it. Baby books exist to make moms feel shitty. This includes online ones. However, that does mean there … Continue reading

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Sick and Tired

Of course I’m sick the week of Thanksgiving. Lovely. I feel like my head is slowly filling with Miracle Whip, and I am pretty sure I must have deep-throated a bottle brush in my sleep last night. Ugh. The boy … Continue reading

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Beautiful Boy

One year ago today my family became complete. I am grateful every single day for this incredible boy-child, whose precocious, wide eyed exploration of the world reminds me to savor life. I am in such awe of him that its … Continue reading

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Vas Difference

*I hope my husband forgives me for being nice to him in public. We decided before we even tried to knock me up that we only wanted one child. I was (effectively) an only child and, for the most part, … Continue reading

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